作词 : Simon
He figures out a restaurant 
Where they won't be recognized 
He can always slip the maitre'd a ten 
Get a private little table and try her on for size 
Make a plan of where to do it when 
He's so sly, he's in love with his lies [Chorus:] 
And the wives, the wives are in 
Connecticut 
The wives, the wives are in 
Connecticut 
Trying to forget it, that they really do regret it 
That they moved up to 
Connecticut 
The first year 
I was faithful 
He confesses to the girl 
Admitting to the least of his sins 
His candour, so disarming, in this wicked city world 
She falls for it and once again he wins 
He's so shy, he's in love with his lies [Chorus] 
The five flight walk up 
Can he make it? 
He keeps promising to go back to the gym 
He thinks about his wife 
So passionate last night 
Was she really feeling it for him/ 
Or was it junior's teacher? 
Or the carpenter who put up the shelves 
Or the mechanic who fixed the wagon 
Or the gardener who dug the well 
Or the Italian riding instructor 
Or the man on the 
Carousel Or the out of work actor in 
Westport Or the surgeon who cured the elms 
Or the man at the vegetable stand 
Or the guru who cast a spell 
Or the Yalie from 
New Haven 
Or the farmer in the 
Dell How about 
The hairdresser from 
New London 
The tennis pro from 
Fairfield 
The Fuller 
Brush man from 
Bristol The fisherman from 
Mystic The novelist from 
New Canan 
The usher at the movie theater 
The architect from 
Guilford The man on the carousel