[00:04.52]Well, we got James Hetfield [00:08.33]And we tied him up tight [00:10.51] [00:12.45]Naked and cold [00:14.01] [00:15.70]We kept the strip lights bright [00:17.63] [00:19.51]Said what have you got for us James [00:21.94] [00:23.31]He said nothing at all [00:24.75] [00:26.82]So we dragged some speakers [00:29.01] [00:30.82]In from the hall [00:32.69] [00:35.63]James James James [00:38.19]Just give us names names names [00:41.88]James James James [00:46.25] [00:47.00]Well, we tried every tune in the songbook [00:50.18] [00:51.05]To loosen his tongue [00:52.80] [00:54.48]We played Simply Red nonstop [00:56.63] [00:58.06]He just swayed along [01:00.05] [01:01.92]Then we had an idea [01:03.92] [01:05.42]A new plan of attack [01:07.43] [01:09.36]Thought that even a deaf man [01:11.35] [01:12.92]Would bend and crack [01:14.73] [01:17.97]James James James [01:20.59]Just give us names names names [01:23.79] [01:25.16]James James James [01:28.73] [01:29.53]Now look what we've brought for you James [01:32.22] [01:33.60]Your favorite disc [01:34.88] [01:37.07]It's Chumbawamba [01:39.01] [01:40.63]Their greatest hits (There's only one) [01:44.74]Turned up the volume [01:46.49] [01:47.87]You should've heard him sing (Oh how he sings) [01:52.12]He cried like a baby [01:53.86] [01:55.23]And told us everything (it was Lars!) [01:59.17] [02:00.48]James James James [02:02.97]Just give us names names names [02:06.16] [02:07.54]James James James [02:11.09] [02:11.65]