作词 : Catatonia, Roberts
Her treasure chest was sunken 
Equally cursed and blessed 
In her Versace dress 
Too eager to impress 
A vision filled her soap sud hell 
Twin tub on spin 
Lets all her daydreams in 
And how she wants away from him 
She's on it 
She's a millionaire 
She's on it 
She's got it 
She's a millionaire 
High street prams 
Chariot scene from 
Ben Hur Push chair rage 
A customised roll bar cage 
Will help baby come of age 
So what's in the pram? 
Is it teen death? 
Bazooka the check-out queue 
There's no need to argue 
About who was in front of who 
She's on it 
She's a millionaire 
She's on it 
She's got it 
She's a millionaire 
The ad begs '
Buy bottled water' 
But we know that it tastes of piss 
Should be getting our tampons free 
DIY gynaecology 
She's on it 
She's a millionaire 
She's on it 
She's got it 
She's a millionaire