Outside in the hall there's a cat fight It's just after midnight, I guess ill be alright I'm laid out on the floor, drunk and poor How much longer, how much more Oh, rock me to sleep, strong and deep The screaming cats they give me the creep But aside from all that I feel no pain Staring up at the ceiling stains Neon in the window Sirens far away News on the radio happy birthday Happy birthday, happy birthday They're at it again next door, this whole floor I swear, they're out to drive me crazy Not right now I'm high as a cloud I'm soft and gray and lazy Smokin' out the window Feelin' far away News on the radio, happy birthday Happy birthday, happy birthday Fly me out the window Somewhere far away News on the radio, happy birthday Happy birthday, happy birthday Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday