If you want to build a shed Go ahead and build a shed And if you want to ride a bike Ride your bike, if you like But don't pick your nose Or your ears'll grow, don't you know? And if you want to grease a wheel If that's how you feel, grease a wheel And if you want to paint a gate It's not too late to paint your gate But wear a vest in case of chills And don't bolt your meals So if you want to build a shed Go ahead and build a shed And if you want to ride a bike Ride your bike, if you like But never listen to What anyone is telling you