[00:22.23]Do you ever think about
[00:24.65]What a lovely place the world would be
[00:27.50]Without all the people
[00:31.16]That make life so unpleasant?
[00:33.67]All the small, petty people All the ugly, annoying people
[00:45.34]It's hard not to think about it
[00:48.74]I like to think about
[00:50.72]What could be
[00:51.48]Done to these people
[00:54.56]Something cruel
[00:57.41]Something mean
[00:59.84]Something just
[01:02.24]But the meaner the better
[01:06.71]Goodness knows they deserve it
[01:13.66]Have you ever dreamed of
[01:16.85]Killing all the stupid people?
[01:20.90]Not just the unintelligent people
[01:24.66]But the sort that don't know anything about anything
[01:30.25]But seem to have opinions about everything
[01:34.53]They're only too ready to offer their advice about
[01:39.21]How to run your life
[01:41.35]And yet look at how they run their own lives
[01:46.37]For the most part they've accomplished nothing
[01:49.74]They've contributed nothing
[01:52.35]Their lives are miserable
[01:55.22]But they talk, talk, talk…
[02:00.60]At the very least their tongues should be cut out
[02:05.33]At the very least
[02:09.27]Do you ever wanna
[02:11.10]Kill all the people who tell lies?
[02:14.11]Some certainly deserve it
[02:17.29]Not necessarily the big liars
[02:20.95]Or even those who teach lies as truth
[02:24.92]I'm talking about people
[02:27.64]Who say one thing and do another
[02:31.01]Or who tell you they sent something express mail
[02:35.21]When you know they haven't
[02:37.91]Did you ever want to
[02:41.41]Kill all the slow people in the world?
[02:44.98]The people who are in front of you
[02:49.22]When they should be behind you
[02:51.93]A crime that the swift should be help back by the slow
[02:57.99]And it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it
[03:09.83]And what about all the really ugly people?
[03:14.22]Add them to the list as well
[03:30.59]Some people try not to think about life's ugliness
[03:38.01]I've thought about it
[03:42.74]I've thought about it quite a lot
[03:48.12]Something should be done to these people
[03:53.14]Something to make them suffer
[03:56.38]The way they've made us suffer
[04:04.71]I say, bring back the Circus Maximus
[04:09.93]For starters
[04:12.81]Unless these weeds are dealt with
[04:18.84]They'll poison everything
[04:22.94]They are poisoning everything
[04:26.86]We need a gardener
[04:30.94]A brutal gardener
[04:36.11]A thorough, thoughtful gardener
[04:40.73]An iron gardener
[04:44.83]Whatever happened to Vlad the Impaler?
[04:51.18]Where's Genghis Kahn when you need him?
[04:54.92]Or Roi d'Ys?
[04:57.71]Ayatollah Khomeini?
[05:00.27]Adolf Hitler?
[05:01.74]Benito Mussolini?
[05:02.86]Nero?
[05:03.77]Diocletian?
[05:04.66]Kitchener?
[05:06.52]Come back!
[05:07.06]Come back!