[00:00.00] 作曲 : Parfrey
[00:06.08]What if they had a race riot?
[00:08.96]And all different people, of all different races:
[00:13.49]Black
[00:16.49]White
[00:19.42]Yellow
[00:21.91]Brown
[00:25.13]Stopped their stomping and screaming long enough to call a truce
[00:30.12]And have a barbecue.
[00:37.30]There's so damn many yellow people
[00:39.76]The other races felt crowded
[00:44.01]The white people
[00:45.04]Made a profit on the barbecue
[00:46.79]Which angered the black people
[00:49.09]Who in turn vandalised the picnic area
[00:54.74]Some brown people did a drive by shooting
[00:58.34]And then some Jews walked on down and sold everybody guns
[01:03.00]And then police came by to confiscate those guns
[01:07.47]And at that moment when tensions were highest
[01:10.64]When all the races were ready to resume the riot
[01:14.26]A mullato newscaster came on the television news and said
[01:19.72]The polls declared that everyone felt much safer now
[01:24.16]The guns were confiscated
[01:26.70]Wherupon the races turned their attentions from each other
[01:31.40]And turned to their television sets
[01:35.06]Each one shooting out cathode ray tubes like a bunch of Elvises
[01:39.57]On peanut butter sandwiches
[01:46.94]All the races were temporarily so happy with this
[01:51.43]That they cooled the interracial violence dig
[01:58.06]Oh, but there were so damn many yellow people
[02:02.57]That the other races felt crowded
[02:05.69]And the white people
[02:07.73]Made a profit, on an additional barbecue
[02:11.57]Which angered the black people
[02:13.77]Who in turn vandalised the picnic area.
[02:29.15]And at that moment when tentions were highest
[02:32.83]When all other races were ready to resume the riot
[02:35.75]A mullato newscaster came on the television and said:
[02:41.07]The latest polls declared that everybody felt much safer now
[02:44.64]That the guns were confiscated
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