[00:22.430]Do you ever think about
[00:24.930]What a lovely place the world would be
[00:28.020]Without all the people
[00:31.270]That make life so unpleasant
[00:35.160]All the small, petty people
[00:40.450]All the ugly, annoying people
[00:45.920]It's hard not to think about it
[00:49.570]I like to think about
[00:50.800]What could be
[00:52.280]Done to these people
[00:54.990]Something cruel
[00:57.860]Something mean
[01:00.360]Something just
[01:04.760]But the meaner the better
[01:07.940]Goodness knows they deserve it
[01:15.140]Have you ever dreamed of
[01:17.720]Killing all the stupid people
[01:21.270]Not just the unintelligent people
[01:25.370]But the sort that don't know anything about anything
[01:30.800]But seem to have opinions about everything
[01:34.970]They're only too ready to offer their advice about
[01:39.470]How to run your life
[01:42.870]And yet look at how they run their own lives
[01:46.290]For the most part they've accomplished nothing
[01:50.160]They've contributed nothing
[01:53.060]Their lives are miserable
[01:56.090]But they talk, talk, talk…
[02:01.790]At the very least their tongues should be cut out
[02:05.560]At the very least
[02:10.140]Do you ever wanna
[02:11.380]Kill all the people who tell lies
[02:15.210]Some certainly deserve it
[02:18.080]Not necessarily the big liars
[02:20.990]Or even those who teach lies as truth
[02:26.170]I'm talking about people
[02:27.780]Who say one thing and do another
[02:31.370]Or who tell you they sent something express mail
[02:35.300]When you know they haven't
[02:40.000]Did you ever want to
[02:41.860]Kill all the slow people in the world
[02:47.630]The people who are in front of you
[02:49.050]When they should be behind you
[02:52.930]A crime that the swift should be help back by the slow
[02:58.580]And it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it
[03:10.390]And what about all the really ugly people
[03:15.180]Add them to the list as well
[03:31.280]Some people try not to think about life's ugliness
[03:39.620]I've thought about it
[03:43.820]I've thought about it quite a lot
[03:48.040]Something should be done to these people
[03:54.060]Something to make them suffer
[03:57.760]The way they've made us suffer
[04:05.270]I say, bring back the Circus Maximus
[04:10.220]For starters
[04:15.900]Unless these weeds are dealt with
[04:19.500]They'll poison everything
[04:23.090]They are poisoning everything
[04:28.620]We need a gardener
[04:33.310]A brutal gardener
[04:36.650]A thorough, thoughtful gardener
[04:41.970]An iron gardener
[04:47.200]Whatever happened to Vlad the Impaler?
[04:51.970]Where's Genghis Kahn when you need him?
[04:55.700]Or Roi d'Ys?
[04:59.480]Ayatollah Khomeini?
[05:01.420]Adolf Hitler?
[05:02.060]Benito Mussolini?
[05:03.320]Nero?
[05:04.080]Diocletian?
[05:05.660]Kitchener?
[05:06.580]Come back!
[05:07.410]Come back!