Yeah, that's tight
Unos, dos, tres, quattro
Well, I got a girlfriend, her name is 
MariaSexy, spicy hot senorita
She like to two-step, she like to mambo
Heats it up like a 
Texas Jalapeno
Whoo!Jalapeno, man
Whoo!Well, 
I get so hot every time 
I kiss her
Spin me around like an 
Amarillo twister
So I take her for a ride in my 
El CaminoYou know, 
I like my ladies hot, like 
JalapenoWhoo!
Jalapeno, brother
Whoo!Steel
Say everybody wanna heat it up
Wanna eat it up
Wanna sing along with me?
Big and Rich is where the party be
Say everybody wanna heat it up
Wanna eat it up
Wanna sing along with me
Big and Rich is where the party, where the party be
Well, my baby lets the tequila do the talkin'(Baby lets the tequila do the talkin')
Long as she knows that everybody's watchin'(Long as she knows that everybody's watchin')
Shakin' her thing like a wild bandito(Shakin' her thing like a wild bandito)
You know she burns the whole place up like 
JalapenoWhoo!
Jalapeno Man
Whoo!Whoo!
Jalapeno whoo!
Jalapeno, brother
Do the lick, do the lick, do the lick, lick lick
Do do do dah, do dah dah, yeah
Do do do dah, do dah dah, yeah
Do do do dah, do dah dah, yeah
Do do do dah, do dah dah, yeah