My daddy has a gun
It's not a toy but it's loads of fun
You gotta hold it till you hear it click
Things like that'll make your mamma sick
It's easy as a dandelion
So suck it up and quit your crying

Don't wanna talk fairy stories
So be 'em and forget your worries

My daddy has a gun
It's not a toy but it's loads of fun
You gotta hold it 'til you hear it click
Things like that'll make your mamma sick
Things like that'll make your mamma sick
Things like that'll make your mamma sick
Things like that'll make your mamma sick
Things like that'll make your mamma sick
It's easy as a dandelion
So suck it up and quit your crying
Don't wanna talk fairy stories
So be 'em and forget your worries