The Pinocchio Theory - Bootsy Collins
Ever funking on baba
This is the world's funkiest sing-a-long
Sing
R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S
Rubber fans and funk-a-teers
R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S
Rubber fans and funk-a-teers
Well
These good old days these days
Ever funking on baba
Oh yeah this is the pinocchio theory
Don't fake the funk or your nose'll grow sing
R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S
Rubber fans and funk-a-teers
R-U-B-B-E-R B-A-N-D
We're the rubber band and we're fonk-kay
Uh the better to funk you my dear
You ask why my funk is so long
They call me the long song baba
Somebody been funking with my funk
Funking round funking with it till they funk it up
Don't funk with my funk
Somebody been sleeping with my funk
Funking round funking with it till they funk it up
Sing oh
Somebody been messing with my funk
Leave my funk alone
Funking round funking with it till they funk it up
Talk to me baba
Ever funking on baba
R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S
Rubber fans and funk-a-teers
Sing along long song baba
R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S
Rubber fans and funk-a-teers
Uh the better to funk you my dear
Well
These good old days these days
I want to funk with you
Just want to funk with you
I want to funk with you
Just want to funk with you
We're so fonk-kay
I want to funk with you
Just want to funk with you
I want to funk with you
Just want to funk with you
Well now I just think
It's just time for me to huff and puff
And just blow your stuff in baba
Ever funking on baba
You say why my funk so long
The better to funk you my dear
They call me the long song baba
Well
These good old days these days
Keep a looking keep booking
One day you're gonna find it baby
Ever funking on baba
I am the long song
Hi-di-ho the long song baba
Up up and away
Hop out
Well
These good old days these days
Keep a looking keep booking
One day you're gonna find it baby
Uh this is the pinocchio theory baba
You fake the funk
Your nose got to grow
Sing
R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S
Talk to me baba
Rubber fans and funk-a-teers
R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S
Rubber fans and funk-a-teers
I think I'll multiply and do it to you from all sides
Well
These good old days these days
Keep a looking keep booking
One day you're gonna find it baby
Watch out
Ever funking on baba
Got you surrounded in my cord hit me
Well huh
These good old days these days
Keep a looking keep booking
One day you're gonna find it baby
Scuse me
Motor booty baba
I'll tune you up I got to stroke ya
R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S
Ever funking on baba
Rubber fans and funk-a-teers
R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S
Rubber fans and funk-a-teers
Hi-de-o silver
Well
These good old days these days
Keep a looking keep booking
One day you're gonna find it baby
Just talking to myself
This is the pinocchio theory you know baba