作词 : Hall, Nwaneri
In what? In stereo
How long, until it's time to go? 
Baby dollIt's the 
Biz Markie, and the 
Def SquadOh see, we gotta do this again like this, check it out
You keep on knockin' but you can't come in-ah
My way of rhymin, 'cause you're a beginner
You know with my flow, 
I bring the ill freak funker
I'm so unforgettable like 
Archie Bunker
I be catchin' wreck like my name was 
Randy Moss
And always be flossin', my funky diamonds costin'
My, my my repertoire
Is so bizarre you go hardy har har
My jingle bell-ah always 
Roc-a-fella
Even if I go acapella it will still be a best seller
I got super sperm, eat wheat germ
Never had a cameo, never had a perm
I'm not Billy 
Dee, or R. 
KellyOr, Markie 
Dee or B.I.
G.I'm a, little somethin' like 
Heavy D'Cause girls, ah girls they love me
I'm not a freak! 
But I can't help my-self
I'm not a freak! 
But I can't help my-self
I'm not a freak! 
But I can't help my-self
I'm not a freak! 
But I can't help my-self
Yeah yoI'm that eighty-eight, "It's My Thing" rapper
You that one year scream bling rapper
Dapper than 
Dapper Dan, my interior's 
GucciOverdosing, call me 
John Belushi
Never liked 
Lucy and I beat 
Little Ricky
Made him "Cry a River" like his name was 
BritneyI rock gold chains, 
I never wore the platinum
Unless records was jewelry and it come from rapping(Wow)
Like the Diabolical 
BizI'm followin' his style, how are you kids?
This here is real, 
Mob Deep underground
Take me to funky town, and drive around
I hop out the 
Hummer, the same color as the truck
Fake cats lookin' 
Biz like Hey whassup?
I'm a vet, and never wore a green suit
The only army is 
Def Squad, believe troop
I'm not a freak! 
But I can't help my-self
I'm not a freak! 
But I can't help my-self
I'm not a freak! 
But I can't help my-self
I'm not a freak! 
But I can't help my-self
Ah, let's do it, let's do it
Work your mind, put your body in-to it
I rock the microphone, most definitely
I got mo' rhymes than 
Muhammad Ali
I got mo' toys than 
Mr. SpockI put the party people in a state of shock
Listen listen listen to the 
Emmezah-ARrazah-
K, always makin' your day
Without further adieux for you and yours
Luckier than a gambler throwin' 3's and 4's
Just like pageantry
That I could turn the party out, make the ladies scream
With the with the whoa quick unpredictable
Like Daffy 
Duck, I'm diss-pic-a-ble
This is the end, and 
I'm lettin' you know
I love it party people, but 
I got to go
I'm not a freak! 
But I can't help my-self
I'm not a freak! 
But I can't help my-self
I'm not a freak! 
But I can't help my-self
I'm not a freak! 
But I can't help my-self