Making friends is so damn easy All you handsome devils Oh, what a congragration you make Carry on with your revels Go on and eat your birthday cake But I, got so much frustration its causing me great physical pain I try to make conversation it's like trying to stop a train Making friends is so damn easy Smile and act real pleasing Nobody knows, nobody can tell we do it so well, we're going to Hell I drove across this great nation Three times, three times at least I don't know what I was chasing but I think it got the best of me When your, wasted days are behind you pounding out your heels I'll be right there to remind you How lucky you're supposed to feel Making friends is so damn easy Smile and act real pleasing Nobody knows, nobody can tell we do it so well, we're going to Hell Now, you can knock them dead, baby You can be the bell of the ball the music's driving me crazy I'm going out into the hall Making friends is so damn easy Smile and act real pleasing Nobody knows, nobody can tell we do it so well, we're going to Hell