Hi, I was in here about 10 minutes ago, I just bought this boombox, it's playing at the totally wrong speed. I want a refund, or--" "Aw, I'm sorry son, haha.." "--could you just give me another one?" "..no" 
The sale is final, no rebates 
If you're a member you can come and save 
So would you help me or give me a break 
In credit (In credit) 
You read the fine print and you signed 
No, we're not authorized, the card's declined 
If you'll just sign here we can change your dimes 
In credit 
In credit, keep what you use 
In credit, all choices by you 
In credit, go buy something used 
In credit, credit credit credit 
Check it, credit 
The warranties do not suffice 
You pay the price 
The policy is what you break, you buy some credit 
We'll send you coupons in the mail 
It's quite a markup so don't buy retail 
Don't get a load for we get for sale 
In credit 
In credit, do what you're told 
In credit, we turn when you're old 
In credit, dead and old 
Check it, credit 
Your driving record is not clean 
Your mortgage payments remain outstanding 
Give us your body or we'll dock nineteen in credit 
All is fair and fair's a game 
The game is buying and you're forced to play 
When you're old your kids will trade your brains for credit 
For credit, you'll always come back 
With credit, you'll never keep track 
Do credit, it's better than crack 
Ah, credit, no turning back 
In credit "Oh, I've got bad credit, whoa!" 
Credit "What's that, oh!" 
Credit "It hurts me!" 
Credit "Makes me so hot" 
Take it back, take it back 
To an ATM machine, go right away and check your credit 
Check your credit, check your balance, check your credit "Give me some credit!" "No