作词 : Rigby
 We get a little morose
 Been a little too close
 To the down side of love
 See what can happen to friends
 Generosity ends
 On the down side of love
 That tingling feeling when you’re first holding hands
 Gives way to dealing with a list of demands
 Who understands?
 Why we have a shared history
 But we miss mystery
 That’s the down side of love
 Everyone’s cheering while you’re taking those vows
 They’re hard of hearing when you’re asking them how
 What to do now
 you’re asking them what to do now
 But we make our own little team
 Then wake up from the dream
 That’s the down side of love
 That’s the down side of love
 That’s the down side of love