I've got many secrets deep and dark and true
 I guess my biggest secret is the one I keep from you
 Tomorrow in the morning when you find out I'm boring
 The champagne's flat I'm snoring
 Will you feel cheated by this other woman that I am
 
 Remember how I told you I like to drive fast and live hard
 I walked in on the highest heels in a lacy push-up bra
 Well I'm five foot five and a b cup
 I didn't lie I just didn't speak up
 It's true I own a beat-up car that I can't drive
 
 I can pretend
 I can hide
 I can dip in
 Toe the line
 But I wanna let you in
 Or it's not worth a thing
 I may not be perfect but I'm right here
 And it's my biggest fear
 But I can't wait 'til the glitter disappears
 
 The nights are filled with promise
 The mornings are most honest
 I'm right here if you want it
 
 I can pretend
 I can hide
 I can dip in
 Toe the line
 But I wanna let you in
 Or it's not worth a thing
 I may not be perfect perfect
 
 I can pretend
 I can hide
 I can dip in
 Toe the line
 
 I can pretend
 I can hide
 I can dip in
 Toe the line
 
 I can pretend
 I can dip in
 
 Though it's my biggest fear
 I can't wait 'til the glitter disappears