[00:06.62]I'll be strumming my axe
[00:08.02]In a basement dive
[00:09.54]With my totally kick-ass band
[00:12.68]When an army of A and R men will arrive
[00:15.78]With pens and contracts in hand
[00:18.79]And they'll whisk me away in a big black car
[00:21.97]And the record execs and the girls from PR
[00:25.16]They'll know from the start
[00:26.56]What I major league star I will be
[00:30.53]Just wait and see
[00:34.43]When I climb to the top of Mount Rock
[00:37.54]And I'm there staring down from the heights
[00:40.64]With the crowd at my feet and a seven inch bulge
[00:43.75]In my lizard skin spandex tights
[00:46.88]I'll dive off the edge straight into a crowd
[00:50.03]That's screaming my name out loud
[00:52.83]And the gates will unlock
[00:57.09]At the top of Mount Rock
[01:00.98]I'll be blowing out amps
[01:02.53]Playing stadium shows
[01:03.99]On my sold out galactic tour
[01:07.21]And I'll blister the ears
[01:08.73]Of the first thousand rows
[01:10.23]And leave while they beg for more
[01:13.31]Then I'll pop the champagne
[01:14.95]And the party will rage
[01:16.47]No brown MMS in my green room backstage
[01:19.99]Bigger than Hendrix and Clapton and Page
[01:22.64]And the rest the all-time best
[01:28.99]When I climb to the top of Mount Rock
[01:32.10]And I'm perched at the uppermost peak
[01:35.20]With a legion of groupies all duking it out
[01:38.34]For my chiseled rock God physique
[01:41.40]And I'll scatter hit singles all over the land
[01:44.54]With my 12 Grammys in hand
[01:47.30]Watch the fan boys all flock
[01:51.56]At the top of Mount Rock
[01:56.20]The doubters and the haters
[01:57.91]And the hipsters let 'em laugh
[01:59.82]Soon they'll all be begging for my roadie's autograph
[02:03.18]I know my time is coming
[02:05.01]Well hopefully it's coming
[02:06.72]I'm pretty sure it's coming any day
[02:10.03]Once they hear me play
[02:14.59]Then the dreams that I had since the day I turned 10
[02:17.58]Will be finally coming true
[02:21.05]And no one'll call me a loser again
[02:23.88]Or tell me what I can't do
[02:27.04]So I hold my head high and keep strumming those strings
[02:30.04]And grab any chance that my destiny brings
[02:33.36]And I'll rise and I'll rise and I'll rise
[02:35.73]And the wings of my soul
[02:38.32]Up where I belong
[02:42.62]And I'll climb to the top of Mount Rock
[02:45.47]And be part of that heavenly scene
[02:48.74]With Odin and Zeus on the bass and the drums
[02:51.86]And Thor playing tambourine
[02:54.93]And Amos and Janis and Kurt will appear
[02:57.99]And Jesus'll toss me a beer
[03:00.65]And we'll jam 'round the clock
[03:04.94]At the top of Mount Rock
[03:08.32]At the top of Mount Rock
[03:11.04]At the top of Mount Rock