I know a gal that's awful sweet
I'm tellin' you she can't be beat
Oh you pretty woman

With lots of this and plenty of that
And a motorcar and a ten-room flat
Oh you pretty woman

She's lookin' for a sweetie
And I think she picked on me
I tried my best to get away
But she wouldn't let me be
And this gal you must hear more about
I'm gonna stand right up and shout
Oh you pretty woman

Only held her hand but once
And I was weak for months and months
Oh you pretty woman

One time she sat up on my lap
And I just had to yell ker pow
Oh you pretty woman

She locked me in her boudoir
And started straight for me
I just fought and kicked and screamed
'Til she let me be
We won't be married 'til the spring
But mother's told me everything
Oh you pretty woman

Now you should see just how she's built
One look at her and boy you'll wilt
Oh you pretty woman

With lots of these and plenty of those
And boy oh boy those sweaty clothes
Oh you pretty woman

I never kiss her more than once
Unless she just demands it

When she holds me close so dear
I like it but I can't stand it
She took ridin' in her coup
She made my heart go boop boopy doop
Oh you pretty woman