Another bride another June

Another sunny honeymoon
Another season  another reason

For makin' whoopee

Here get some shoes  a little rice

The groom's so nervous he answers twice

It's really killin' that he's so willin'

To make whoopee

Picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling

Picture the same sweet love nest

Just think what a year will bring

He's washing dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious he even sews

But don't forget folks
That's what you get folks
For makin' whoopee

Another year or maybe less

What's this I hear
Well can't you guess
She fells neglected and he's suspected
For makin' whoopee

She sits alone most every night

He doesn't call her he doesn't write

He says he's busy but she say's
Is he
He's makin' whoopee

Now he doesn't make much money

Only five thousand per

Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says he'll pay six to her

He says now judge suppose I fail
The judge says budge right into jail

You better keep her I think it's cheaper

Then makin' whoopee

Oh
It's a hold and cheaper
Can makin' whoopee