I Wanna Be Around
 
 I wanna be around to pick up the pieces, 
 When somebody breaks your heart, 
 Some somebody twice as smart as I! 
 A somebody who, 
 Will swear to be true, 
 As you used to do with me, 
 Who will leave you to learn, 
 That misery loves company, 
 Wait and see! 
 
 I wanna be around to see how he does it, 
 When he breaks your heart to bits, 
 Let's see if the puzzle fits so fine! 
 And that's when I discover, 
 That revenge is sweet, 
 As I sit there applauding?
 From a front row seat, 
 When somebody breaks your heart, 
 Like you broke mine!