[00:00.00] 作曲 : 许冠杰
[00:01.00] 作词 : 许冠杰
[00:14.66]我個「媽打」跟我個「花打」好一對鷸蚌
[00:21.05]分分鐘拗認真多講
[00:26.97]「花打」講緊美蘇日韓
[00:30.15]「媽打」講緊化粧
[00:33.23]「花打」講股市
[00:34.68]「媽打」講油脂肪
[00:38.49]我個賓妹工人跟個馬姐
[00:40.50]三姑最佳拍檔
[00:44.51]馬姐聽督督撐
[00:46.32]賓妹聽歌拉桑
[00:51.11]馬姐炆豬腳加一羹白糖
[00:54.02]賓妹講 No No You're wrong
[00:57.35]一早起身兩個一中一英拗到上床
[01:01.62]認真好拍檔
[03:21.26][03:09.19][02:54.00][02:42.06][01:17.34][01:05.44]你有你講佢有佢講
[02:44.96][01:07.93]兩個吱吱喳喳拗到黃面
[03:14.78][02:47.61][01:10.77]聲壞氣愈叫愈狂
[03:17.85][02:50.69][01:13.86]嗌到拆喉嚨就快乾
[03:24.22][02:56.94][01:20.28]兩個(個個)嘰嘰呱呱口水奔放
[03:26.76][02:59.58][01:22.97]始終都冇結論拗到天光
[03:36.15][03:30.00][03:02.72][01:26.03]真係雞同鴨講（睬你都贛）
[03:39.05][03:33.28][03:06.10][01:29.36]雞同鴨講（認真惡講）
[01:51.25]交通差跟個 Van 仔佬街邊辦案
[01:57.14]Van 仔佬塊面似隻苦瓜干
[02:03.58]俾俾面俾一次機會一趟
[02:06.84]交通差打起官腔
[02:09.81]你超速兼超載衰梗上定堂
[02:15.54]香港地分分鐘有雞同鴨講狀況
[02:21.59]先生講數學你我答吹波糖
[02:27.73]David 張係處扯緊鼻鼾
[02:30.56]Mary 梁節緊暗瘡
[02:34.02]黑仔跟 Mark 少組織緊飛車黨
[02:38.42]間班房一檔檔
[03:12.09]個個吱吱喳喳拗到黃面