作曲 : The Tiger Lillies
作词 : The Tiger Lillies
  I’ll kill you on a Monday
 just for the fun
 Slash away with my sword
 watch your blood runs
 
 Kill you on a Tuesday
 make mincemeat of you
 Smile and laugh
 as I run you through
 
 Kill you on a Wednesday
 I’ll cut off your head
 Put your head upon a pole
 celebrate you’re dead
 
 I’ll kill you on a Thursday
 blow you to kingdom come
 Laugh at the grieving
 of your widow and your grieving son
 
 Kill you on a Friday
 your blood I’ll spill
 On Saturday boast
 to your daughter ripped and killed
 
 But on Sunday
 to the chapel I will go
 Where god he will thank me
 for the duty I did show