Now Vince was a loner, a lovable stoner He lived in a Bluebird, spelled his name backwards He's so pretty, he always looks shitty Born on a Monday, such a very good day And I haven't seen a pupil in his eyes for sixteen days The Catholic girls love him in a hundred million different ways An he's been up for days In a thick malaise He's only listening to the salad days Rock a honey rock a honey woo hoo Sleeps all day and he dreams of you Rock a honey rock a honey wee hee Dines in the city where the girls are free Now Vince got a big crush on the girl from Redrush He took her out for tacos, said she liked burritos And he said she's so easy, brought up in the country She gets naked for a living, she ain't afraid of giving And I haven't seen a pupil in his eyes for sixteen days The Catholic girls love him in a hundred million different ways And he's been up for days In a thick malaise He's only listening to the salad days Rock a honey rock a honey woo hoo Sleeps all day and he dreams of you Rock a honey rock a honey wee hee Dines in the city where the girls are free And I haven't seen a pupil in his eyes for sixteen days The Catholic girls love him in a hundred million different ways And he's been up for days In a thick malaise He's only listening to the salad days Rock a honey, rock a honey, woo hoo Sleeps all day and he dreams of you Rock a honey, rock a honey, wee hee Dines in the city where the girls are free Rock a honey, rock a honey, woo hoo Sleeps all day and he dreams of you Rock a honey rock a honey Sleeps all day and he don't touch me, don't touch me, don't touch me