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The piano has been drinking |
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my necktie is asleep |
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and the combo went back to New York |
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the jukebox has to take a leak |
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and the carpet needs a haircut |
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and the spotlight looks like a prison break |
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cause the telephone's out of cigarettes |
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and the balcony's on the make |
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and the piano has been drinking |
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the piano has been drinking... |
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and the menus are all freezing |
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and the lightman's blind in one eye |
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and he can't see out of the other |
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and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid |
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and he showed up with his mother |
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and the piano has been drinking |
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the piano has been drinking |
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cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler |
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cream puff casper milk toast |
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and the owner is a mental midget |
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with the I.Q. of a fencepost |
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cause the piano has been drinking |
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the piano has been drinking... |
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and you can't find your waitress |
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with a Geiger counter |
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And she hates you and your friends |
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and you just can't get served |
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without her |
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and the box-office is drooling |
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and the bar stools are on fire |
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and the newspapers were fooling |
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and the ash-trays have retired |
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the piano has been drinking |
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the piano has been drinking |
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The piano has been drinking |
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not me, not me, not me, not me, not me |