[ti:You Could Drive A Person Crazy]
[ar:Stephen Sondheim]
[al:Company(2006 Broadway Revival Cast)]
[00:46.72]You could drive a person crazy,
[00:48.96]You could drive a person mad.
[00:51.51]First you make a person hazy
[00:53.69]So a person could be had,
[00:55.81]Then you leave a person dangling sadly
[00:59.32]Outside your door,
[01:01.00]Which could only make a person gladly
[01:04.06]Want you even more.
[01:05.65]I could understand a person
[01:07.90]If you send it to go away
[01:10.21]I could understand a person
[01:12.66]If it have to be a game
[01:15.94]But worse on that,
[01:16.75]A person that
[01:18.14]Titillates a person and then leaves her flat
[01:20.47]Is crazy,
[01:22.34]He's a troubled person,
[01:24.46]He's a truly crazy person himself.
[01:28.09]
[01:32.71]When a person's personality is personable,
[01:34.89]He should not sit like a lump.
[01:37.09]It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull
[01:39.44]To try to get you off of your rump.
[01:42.02]So single and attentive and attractive a man
[01:44.38]Is everything a person could wish,
[01:46.76]But turning off a person is the act of a man
[01:48.97]Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish.
[01:51.29]
[01:52.28]Knock-knock! Is anybody there?
[01:57.08]Knock-knock! It really isn't fair.
[02:01.83]Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms.
[02:06.65]Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms.
[02:11.69]All that sweet affection!
[02:13.99]What is wrong?
[02:16.13]Where's the loose connection?
[02:18.49]How long, O Lord, how long?
[02:20.96]Bobby baby Bobby bubbi Bobby,
[02:22.71]You could drive a person buggy,
[02:24.86]You could blow a person's cool.
[02:27.49]Like you make a person feel all huggy
[02:29.67]While you make her feel a fool.
[02:32.11]When a person says that you upset her,
[02:35.80]That's when you're good.
[02:37.08]You impersonate a person better
[02:40.30]Than a zombie should.
[02:41.85]I could understand a person
[02:44.05]If he wasn't good in bed.
[02:46.43]I could understand a person
[02:49.00]If he actually was dead.
[02:52.29]Exclusive you!
[02:53.68]Elusive you!
[02:54.87]Will any person ever get the juice of you?
[02:57.17]You're crazy,
[02:58.96]You're a lovely person,
[03:01.26]You're a moving,
[03:02.14]Deeply malajusted,
[03:03.46]Never to be trusted,
[03:04.91]Crazy person yourself.
[03:09.84]Bobby is my hobby and I'm givin' it up!