Life is not a spark in space
An episode of Will and Grace
Controversial yet mundane.
Debrah's messing with your brain.
Even Scientologists
Know there's more to all of this.
You search the ruins for trap doors.
Wonder what you're put here for.
Simple as a hint of gas
Climbing nostrils as you pass
Making Harvard graduates
Feel childish when they laugh at it.
Climb the rungs to kingdom come.
Sour Patch to acid tongue.
Are you opposed to having fun?
You clench the world between your buns.
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world （woah!）
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world （woah!）
Your life is always the post of something else.
Where is the present in the way that you present yourself?
And it's disgusting how little that you try
The existential equivalent of pink eye.
Drink alone and watch TV.
You're expecting harmonies
To tap your tune with silver spoons
The anthem of impending doom.
Guiding Satan's steady hand.
Forcing Beatles to disband.
It's ego freaks and drama queens
The young at heart know what I mean.
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world （woah!）
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world （woah!）
You could do better
Better than that
You're a fraud
Thank God and learn to keep your shirt on.
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world
You'd burn so brightly
You'd burn so brightly in the dark
You'd burn so brightly
You'd burn so
You'd burn so
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world （woah!）
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world （woah!）
You could do better
Better than that
You're a fraud
Thank God and learn to keep your shirt on.
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world （woah!）
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world （woah!）
We could do better
We could do better
We could be the greatest band in the world （woah!）