[01:54.96]Good mornin' Dearly Beloved
[03:12.60]We are gathered here today
[03:15.06]To watch two people we know make a big mistake
[03:20.16]They'll stand up at the alter
[03:22.47]And solemnly swear I Do
[03:23.94]They'll be together forever
[03:24.66]'Til they find somebody new
[03:25.89]Her daddy's in the front row
[03:26.61]Mutterin' oh no here we go again
[03:30.45]We had a couple dates
[03:32.01]Now she's three months late
[03:33.12]And it's twenty buck a plate I spent oh
[03:34.11]Good mornin' dearly beloved
[03:37.14]I'd like to welcome ya'll
[03:38.91]To see the side effects of s*x and alcohol
[03:39.90]Please bow your heads and join me
[03:42.12]In a prayer for these two
[03:42.66]Who'll be together forever
[03:43.59]'Till they find somebody new
[03:44.82]The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse
[03:46.35]As he's putting the ring on her
[03:47.04]He's checkin' out the bridesmaids
[03:48.09]Thinkin' that me might take
[03:54.00]The maid of honor's honor oh
[03:55.65]Welcome dearly beloved
[03:56.88]We are here this afternoon
[03:57.45]To throw rice as these two
[04:01.95]Drive down the road to ruin
[04:11.58]With cans tied to the bumper
[04:17.70]And a dragging muffler too
[04:29.01]They'll be together forever
[04:30.96]'Till they find somebody new
[04:32.19]So raise your glass and join me
[04:33.99]Here's to the bride and groom
[05:08.94]They'll be together foreeeverrr
[06:03.03]'Til they find somebody new