Who lives in a house like this Who lives in a house like this In number 69 there lives a transvestite He's a man by day but he's a woman at night There's a man in number 4 who swears he's saddam husseing Says he's on the chart to start a third world war Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while In my beautiful neighbourhood At a hundred and ten they haven't paid the rent So there goes the TV with the repo men In 999 they make a living from crime The house is always empty cause they're all doing time Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while In my beautiful neighbourhood my neighbourhood My my my beautiful neighbourhood my neighbourhood My my my beautiful neighbourhood Who lives in a house like this Who lives in a house like this In number 18 there lives a big butch queen He's bigger than tyson and he's twice as mean In 666 there lives a mister miller He's our local vicar and a serial killer Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while In my beautiful neighbourhood my neighbourhood My my my beautiful neighbourhood my neighbourhood My my my beautiful neighbourhood Who lives in a house like a-this Who lives in a house like this Oh they want to knock us down cause they think were scum But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come In a neighbourhood like this you know it's hard to survive So youd better come prepared cause they won't take us alive Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while In my beautiful neighbourhood my neighbourhood My my my beautiful neighbourhood my neighbourhood My my my beautiful neighbourhood