Stop your sobbing kid, before I shoot
Your nose is running on my only suit
Who'd have thought I'd share this dance with you
Looks like we're stuck together
Which is strange but true
Guess you caught me, now the chase is done
You must admit I gave you quite the run
Mr. Tortoise - here's your rabbit stew
Looks like we're stuck together
Which is strange but true
Tell Mr. Ripley at "Believe It or Not"
The show is over and he's all that I got
Hard to believe it
But we're tyin' the knot today
That's ok.
Frank! Thank your public while you're still in your prime
They won't be seeing you for quite a long time
And after you've paid for your life of crime
Well, kid we'll see what good behavior can do
'Til then, we're stuck together
Which is strange but true
Mr.Hanratty turns out to be as good as his word.
Frank was sentenced to fifteen years in prison
but was released after seven for good behavior.
Carl and I became great friends,
and he even became the godfather to my kids.
I set up my own security company and paid back every bad check I ever passed.
All right Frank, keep your promise.
How'd you cheat on the bar exam?
I didn't cheat. I studied.
You're kidding me.
I hate this guy. How does he do it!!
Hey, Mr. lawyer, Mr. two-on-the-aisle-
You never can predict when fortune may smile
In fact, I think I'm gonna break with tradition
And tell J. Edgar Hoover, "Baby I've gone fishing"
You're gonna take a day off!
You heard me!
If you had read this, you'd have said, "No way!"
I almost make it look like crime does pay
There's lots of folks that I miss everyday
But now a new duet has made its debut
And now we're stuck together
(Oh yeah!)
In and out of luck together
(Oh yeah)!
I'm glad we're stuck together
Which is strange but true
Your junior partner came through
A simple case of monkey see, monkey do
Aw, come on.
Hey listen, I'm glad to be on your team
Frank, Let's make some butter out of cream!
That's really nice.
Alright kid, let's get out of here.