[00:11.873]Stop your sobbing kid, before I shoot
[00:17.228]Your nose is running on my only suit
[00:22.948]Who'd have thought I'd share this dance with you
[00:27.154]Looks like we're stuck together
[00:30.028]Which is strange but true
[00:34.103]Guess you caught me, now the chase is done
[00:39.667]You must admit I gave you quite the run
[00:45.309]Mr. Tortoise - here's your rabbit stew
[00:49.332]Looks like we're stuck together
[00:52.336]Which is strange but true
[00:56.228]Tell Mr. Ripley at "Believe It or Not"
[01:01.949]The show is over and he's all that I got
[01:07.435]Hard to believe it
[01:09.055]But we're tyin' the knot today
[01:14.462]That's ok.
[01:17.727]Frank! Thank your public while you're still in your prime
[01:24.180]They won't be seeing you for quite a long time
[01:29.796]And after you've paid for your life of crime
[01:34.132]Well, kid we'll see what good behavior can do
[01:39.566]'Til then, we're stuck together
[01:42.570]Which is strange but true
[01:46.645]Mr.Hanratty turns out to be as good as his word.
[01:49.675]Frank was sentenced to fifteen years in prison
[01:51.765]but was released after seven for good behavior.
[01:54.900]Carl and I became great friends,
[01:56.206]and he even became the godfather to my kids.
[01:59.131]I set up my own security company and paid back every bad check I ever passed.
[02:03.572]All right Frank, keep your promise.
[02:05.505]How'd you cheat on the bar exam?
[02:07.856]I didn't cheat. I studied.
[02:10.442]You're kidding me.
[02:11.879]I hate this guy. How does he do it!!
[02:14.544]Hey, Mr. lawyer, Mr. two-on-the-aisle-
[02:19.925]You never can predict when fortune may smile
[02:25.620]In fact, I think I'm gonna break with tradition
[02:30.687]And tell J. Edgar Hoover, "Baby I've gone fishing"
[02:36.565]You're gonna take a day off!
[02:37.923]You heard me!
[02:39.726]If you had read this, you'd have said, "No way!"
[02:45.159]I almost make it look like crime does pay
[02:50.749]There's lots of folks that I miss everyday
[02:57.698]But now a new duet has made its debut
[03:03.314]And now we're stuck together
[03:06.893](Oh yeah!)
[03:08.800]In and out of luck together
[03:12.457](Oh yeah)!
[03:14.495]I'm glad we're stuck together
[03:17.342]Which is strange but true
[03:24.134]Your junior partner came through
[03:28.888]A simple case of monkey see, monkey do
[03:32.441]Aw, come on.
[03:34.034]Hey listen, I'm glad to be on your team
[03:39.729]Frank, Let's make some butter out of cream!
[03:51.301]That's really nice.
[03:53.783]Alright kid, let's get out of here.