[ti:fastlane] [ar:eminem] [00:00.697]Eminem x Royce Da 5’9″–Fast Lane Lyrics [00:03.646]Royce Da 5'9"] [00:04.627]First verse,uh [00:04.658]I ’m on ’til I ’m on a island [00:07.606]My life ’s ridin ’on the Autobahn on autopilot [00:09.675]Before I touch dirt,I ’ll kill you all wit ’kindness [00:12.669]I kill ya,my natural persona ’s much worse [00:15.602]You ’ve been warned if you ’ve been born or if you conform [00:17.676]Slap up a cop and then snatch ‘im out of his uniform [00:20.625]Leave him wit ’his socks,hard bottoms and bloomers on [00:23.639]And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn [00:26.629]Y ’all niggas ’intellect mad slow,y ’all fags know [00:29.602]Claimin ’you bangin ’,you flamin ’ [00:30.665]Bet you could light your own cigarette witcha asshole [00:32.658]Me and Shady deaded the past,so that basically resurrected my cashflow [00:37.635]I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke [00:39.699]Though I ain ’t wrapped tight [00:41.646]My blood type ’s the ’80s! [00:43.623]My ’90s was like the Navy,you was like the Bradys [00:45.677]You still fly kites daily! [00:47.639]Eminem] [00:47.660]Catch me in my Mercedes [00:48.641]Bumpin ’“Ice,Ice Baby,”screamin ’Shady ’til I die [00:51.640]Like a half a pair of dice,life ’s crazy [00:53.638]So I live it to the fullest ’til I ’m Swayze [00:55.666]And you only live it once,so I ’m thinkin ’’bout this nice,nice lady [00:58.696]Wait,no,stop me now ‘fore I get on a roll （Danish） [01:01.635]Let me tell you what this pretty little dame ’s name is,’cause she ’s kinda famous [01:05.618]And I hope that I don ’t sound too heinous when I say this [01:07.637]Nicki Minaj,but I wanna stick my penis in your anus! [01:10.651]You morons think that I ’m a genius [01:12.623]Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum,cleanin ’,try them trailer parks [01:14.687]Crazy,I am back,and I am razor-sharp,baby [01:18.607]And that ’s back wit ’a capital B wit ’an exclamation mark,maybe [01:20.697]You should listen when I flip the linguistics [01:22.679]‘Cause I ’m ‘onna rip this mystical slick shit [01:24.677]You don ’t wanna become another victim or statistic of this shit [01:26.675]‘Cause after I spit the bullets,I ’ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball [01:30.600]I ’ma kick the ballistics!So get this dick,I ’ma live this [01:32.643]（Hook） [01:32.658]Livin ’life in the fast lane [01:33.695]Movin ’at the speed of life and I can ’t slow down [01:36.690]Only got a gallon in the gas tank [01:39.649]But I ’m almost at the finish line,so I can ’t stop now [01:42.669]I don ’t really know where I ’m headed,just enjoyin ’the ride [01:45.663]Just gon ’roll ’til I drop and ride ’til I die [01:48.627]I ’m livin ’life in the fast lane （Pedal to the metal） [01:50.686]I ’m livin ’life in the fast lane （Pedal to the metal） [01:54.611]Royce [01:54.626]Royce Da 5'9"] [01:54.677]My whole goal as a poet ’s to be relaxed in orbit [01:57.605]At war wit ’a bottle,this Captain Morgan attacks my organs [01:59.682]My slow flow is euphoric,it ’s like I rap endorphins [02:02.630]I made a pact with the Devil that says “I ’ll let you take me [02:05.681]You let me take this shovel,dig up the corpes,Jack Kevorkian ” [02:08.655]Go ‘back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in [02:11.634]I ’m livin ’the life of the infinite enemy down [02:13.627]My tenement,too many now,to send my serenity powers [02:14.674]Spin ‘em around,enterin ’in the vicinity [02:16.622]Eminem] [02:16.637]Now,was called Eminem,but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper [02:19.656]Chewed him up （Pt!）and spitted him out [02:21.629]Girl,giddy-up,now get,get down [02:22.625]He ’s lookin ’around this club and it looks like people are havin ’a shit fit now [02:25.635]Here,little t-t-trailer trash,take a look who ’s back in t-t-town [02:27.653]Did I s-st-stutter,motherf-cker?F-ck the mall,he ’s just [02:30.615]A whole motherfuckin ’Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round [02:33.607]And he came to the club tonight wit ’5’9″to hold this bitch down [02:35.691]Like a motherf-ckin ’chick underwater,he tryna d-dr-drown [02:38.657]Shawty,when you dance,you got me captivated [02:39.689]Just by the way that you keep lickin ’them dicks like lips,I ’m agitated,aggravated [02:43.629]To the point you don ’t suck my dick,then you ’re gonna get decapitated [02:46.634]Other words,you don ’t fuckin ’give me head,then I ’m have to take it [02:49.632]And then after takin ’that,I ’ma catch a case,it ’s gon ’be fascinatin ’ [02:49.669]Royce] [02:52.602]It ’s gon ’say “The whole rap game passed away ”on top of the affadavit [02:55.612]Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator [02:56.684]To Michael Jackson ’activator （Woo!） [02:59.633]Meanin ’I ’m on fire off the top,might wanna back up the data [03:01.692]Runnin ’over hip-hop in a verbal tractor-trailer [03:03.698]Homey,this sick,you can normally ask a hater [03:06.616]Don ’t it make sense,these shell casings is just like a bag of paper [03:08.695]Drop in the lap of a tax evader （Homie,they spent） [03:10.683]Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes [03:12.666]What,girl,I ’m the crack-a-lator [03:14.608]Percolator this party,be my penis ejaculator later [03:16.698]Tell you boyfriend that you just struck paydirt [03:19.637]You rollin ’wit ’a player,you won ’t be exaggeratin ’when you sayin ’ [03:22.667]Hook] [03:22.682]Livin ’life in the fast lane [03:23.699]Movin ’at the speed of life and I can ’t slow down [03:27.613]Only got a gallon in the gas tank [03:29.657]But I ’m almost at the finish line,so I can ’t stop now [03:32.686]I don ’t really know where I ’m headed,just enjoyin ’the ride [03:35.666]Just gon ’roll ’til I drop and ride ’til I die [03:38.670]I ’m livin ’life in the fast lane （Pedal to the metal） [03:41.655]I ’m livin ’life in the fast lane （Pedal to the metal）