50 ways to leave your lover
 
 The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
 The answer is easy if you take it logically
 I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
 There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
 
 She said it's really not my habit to intrude
 Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
 But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
 There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
 Fifty ways to leave your lover
 
 *You just slip out the back, Jack
 Make a new plan, Stan
 You don't need to be coy, Roy
 Just get yourself free
 Hop on the bus, Gus
 You don't need to discuss much
 Just drop off the key, Lee
 And get yourself free
 
 She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
 I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
 I said I appreciate that
 And would you please explain
 About the fifty ways
 
 She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
 And I believe in the morning
 You'll begin to see the light
 And then she kissed me
 And I realized she probably was right
 There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
 Fifty ways to leave your lover(*) 
 
 
 離開愛人的五十種方法
 　　　　　　　　　　　
 她對我說：問題全出在你的腦袋
 答案很簡單，只要用邏輯思考
 我想幫助你獲得自由
 一定有離開愛人的五十種方法
 
 她說：我很不習慣去強迫別人
 此外，我不希望被斷章取義或是誤解
 但甘冒無禮之不諱，讓我重申一次
 一定有離開愛人的五十種方法
 離開愛人的五十種方法
 
 忘掉過去，傑克
 重新計劃，史丹
 別難為情，洛伊
 讓你自己自由！
 跳上公車，葛斯
 你不需商量太久
 丟掉鑰匙，李
 讓你自己自由！
 
 她說：看到你這麼痛苦，讓我很傷心
 但願我能為你做些什麼讓你再展開笑顏
 我說：我很感激
 能否請你解釋一下
 關於那五十種方法？
 
 她說：我倆今晚何不好好睡一覺
 相信明天早晨
 你會見到陽光
 然後她吻了我
 我想她是對的
 一定有離開愛人的五十種方法
 離開愛人的五十種方法