Everyone cover your ears 
I'm singing a song again 
I've not been ordained 
By the proper punk rock authorities, yea 
Write me a letter today 
If I don't return it 
It says nothing about our friendship 
Laced contents, honest please 
I know one in a million is what honest means 
Look at bands 
They can dress quite fancily 
I'm sure you've sold more records than me 
Go false and forth with trickery 
Be devoured by the world hungrily 
Everyone cover your ears 
I'm singing a song again 
I've not been ordained 
By the proper punk rock authorities, yea 
Look at bands 
They can dress quite fancily 
I'm sure you've sold more records than me 
Go false and forth with trickery 
It'll lick its fingers happily