A '68 camaro candy apple red 4 speed transmission chrome heads Rev 'er up and she casts a spell Some things under heaven are just cooler 'n hell A pack of chesterfields sunglasses and a suit A half a pint of gin and a gold tooth Lightnin' hopkins and a pentatonic scale Some things under heaven are just cooler 'n hell A blonde telecaster 1955 Dynacomp pedal beer bottle for a slide A black face twin with the jbl's Some things under heaven are just cooler 'n hell Black mascara l'oreal on her lips Tribal tattoo just above her hips A honky tonkin' woman who wears her ink well Yeah some things under heaven are just cooler 'n hell Some of these staff down here are just cooler 'n hell