作词 : Pollard
At 90 degrees Kansas sinks into a fine red hue 
The same place the fly got smashed 
The air smells of money 
Double standards, honey
Talk precisely when you're gunning 
The tape machine's not running 
At the equal opportunity investment seminar
Out there in the fields 
Of equally sharp minds 
Gimme a quick gimmick- 5 to 1 
One smells dynamite 
Not one to run from a good fight 
Double Standards Incorporated!