作词 : Flea, Frusciante, Kiedis ...
The freakiest show 
I knowIs the show of my own
Living my life in and out
Of the twilight zone
Bust my britches, bless my soul
I'm a freak of nature, walking totem pole
Look and see, 
I think you'll agree
Nobody weird like me[Oh, I love ya][And you love me too]
Intercourse with a porpoise
Is a dream for me
Hell bent on inventing
A new species
Bust my britches, bless my soul
I'm a freak of nature, walking totem pole
Look and see, 
I think you'll agree
Nobody weird like me[Incomprehensible]
Riding down the path
On the back of a giraffe
Me and the giraffe laughed'
Cause I passed some gas
Bust my britches, bless my soul
I'm a freak of nature, walking totem pole
Look and see, 
I think you'll agree
Nobody weird like me[Incomprehensible]
Enchanted as a rabbit
That my life is a dream
Well, everything is never
Just as it seems
The freakiest show 
I knowIs the show of my own
Living my life in and out
Of the twilight zone[Incomprehensible]