Falling in bed(Again)

	I met her at an after show party
	I said, "Have we met before? "
	She said, "Hardly", she had a curry stain
	That was down her
	GardieBut her teeth were clean
	So I said smartly"I'm falling in love again, I'm so in lust with youPillow over head again, I'll suffocate with youIf you ask me to"
	She was educated at this school called
	RADAShe was made to go by her mother and financed by her father
	She said, "Room 211" and
	I said, "Rather"
	I got her name wrong once or twice
	I said, "I'll call ya Carol, yeh"
	She said, "That would be nice"
	I'm falling in love again,
	I'm so in lust with you
	Pillow over head again,
	I'll suffocate with you
	If you ask me to
	So I strolls of to the reception
	And I ask for me room key, the maitre'd - hello
	He seemed pleased to meet me
	I went to the lift and pressed button two
	But very discreetly the doors close
	And she went for my briefs
	See me falling in bed again,
	I'm so in lust with you
	Pillow over head again,
	I'll suffocate in you
	If you ask me to, to
	But in the throes of passion, it hit me right between the head
	I looked down at her, she had a bit of cabbage stuck between her teeth
	And I said, "I think I'm in love with yaI want ya kids an' getting married to ya"
	And she said, "Chill out, Rome wasn't built in a day "
	And I said, "I wasn't on that job"