Nine out of ten mortals agree today
Too much fame causes spiritual decay
To all the punks who believe that life imitates music
No more candy for you, we can't hang with you
To all the punks who wanna be rock stars they do what they do
There's no future for you, that's the life of a fool
No more candy, no more candy for you
We're too funky and you can't handle our groove
To all the freaks in the magazines who never paid no dues
No more candy for you, you can't sing it's true
To all the freaks walking into walls somebody put a spell on you
No more candy for you, I guess the devil got a brand new fool
No more candy, no more candy for you
We're too funky and you can't handle our groove
No more candy for you
No more candy, no more candy
No more candy, no more candy
No more candy, no more candy for you
Look out sugar
No more candy, no more candy for you
To all the haters on the Internet somebody's lookin' at you
No more candy for you, they got your number now, fool
To all the suckers winning anything thanking the Lord for what you do
No more candy for you, no more candy for you
No more candy, no more candy for you
No more candy for you, you
No more candy, no more candy for you
I am too funky and you can't handle my groove
No more candy, no more candy for you
No more candy for you