[00:00.40]I'd like to say a few words about this guitar,I call this guitar my baby. [00:04.76]It's from 1956, and it's the guitar that I do most of my writing, [00:14.26]and I absolutely adore it. [00:16.55]And it's beautifully damaged. [00:21.22]It's a Japanese concept called "Wabi Sabi" which means that perfection is in the imperfection. [00:30.93]And the way this guitar looks represents that perfectly I think. [00:37.32]Thank you [00:41.89] [01:06.76]My computer thinks I'm gay [01:10.86]I threw that piece of junk away [01:15.22]On the Champs-Elysées [01:19.48]As I was walking home [01:23.64]This is my last communique [01:28.12]Down the superhighway [01:32.46]All that I have left to say in a single tome [01:38.79]I got too many friends [01:41.81]Too many people that I'll never meet [01:45.97]And I'll never be there for [01:50.24]I'll never be there for [01:54.35]Cause I'll never be there [01:58.27]If I could give it all away [02:02.44]Would it come back to me someday [02:06.85]Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone [02:15.42]But I got a reason to declaim [02:19.77]The applications are to blame [02:24.04]For all my sorrow and my pain [02:28.49]A feeling so alone [02:30.53]I got too many friends [02:33.42]Too many people that I'll never meet [02:37.71]And I'll never be there for [02:41.96]I'll never be there for [02:46.17]Cause I'll never be there [02:48.61]Too many friends [02:50.65]Too many people that I'll never meet [02:54.84]And I'll never be there for [02:59.16]I'll never be there for [03:03.39]'Cause I'll never be there [03:16.10]My computer thinks I'm gay [03:20.16]What's the difference anyway [03:24.41]When all you people do all day [03:28.67]Is stare into a phone [03:30.88]I got too many friends [03:33.75]Too many people that I'll never meet [03:37.96]And I'll never be there for [03:42.31]I'll never be there for [03:46.30]'Cause I'll never be there [03:48.72]Too many friends [03:50.82]Too many people that I'll never meet [03:54.93]And I'll never be there for [03:59.48]I'll never be there for [04:03.60]'Cause I'll never be there [04:08.18]I'll never be there [04:12.46]I'll never be there [04:16.76]I'll never be there [04:21.00]I'll never be there [04:34.04]Thank you [04:37.57] [04:45.26]Thank you very much [04:46.71]We did a concert in Morocco recently which was a fantastic place to visit [04:53.34]and while we were there we picked up this exotic instrument, [04:58.91]which is called the Qanun? Qanun. [05:04.12]Which Stefan will be playing tonight [05:10.62](****) [05:14.32]The Qanun is out of tune! [05:26.97]You might need to indulge us for a few minutes while we get the Qanun in tune. [05:41.36]It sounds like a Monty Python song [05:43.22]