[00:16.66]Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer [00:20.36]He goes smasho and everyone cheers [00:23.42] [00:24.42]He turns big men into whimpering cowards [00:27.91] [00:28.53]He's so strong and how I adore him [00:31.78] [00:32.53]But I'm so weak [00:35.38] [00:35.88]So much so that I'm afraid [00:37.63]to walk alone down my street [00:39.38]I know I'll never be as brave as Hector Ormano [00:43.12] [00:46.34]Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer [00:48.89] [00:49.83]His smile is so white like elephant ivory [00:53.01] [00:54.01]He's so handsome and all of his girlfriends [00:57.39] [00:58.00]Are tall and blonde with hourglass curves [01:00.12] [01:02.32]But I don't know many girls [01:05.07]And I certainly don't know any girls like that [01:08.87]Even if I did I wouldn't be as cool as Hector Ormano [01:13.43] [01:16.61]One summer day I was sitting on the bridge [01:20.52] [01:22.40]Looking at the water below [01:24.85] [01:25.97]When I heard some laughter and a familiar voice [01:30.97] [01:32.40]Coming from down the road [01:34.39] [01:36.08]It was then that I saw and my heart nearly dropped [01:39.76]I saw Hector Ormano with some friends [01:42.70] [01:43.75]And as they approached my mind went blank [01:47.75]As I struggled to find the words [01:50.88]I was dying to tell him [01:54.02] [02:05.62]As Hector walked by he picked up a stick [02:09.87] [02:11.44]And threw it at my head [02:14.24] [02:15.48]His friends went quiet and Hector said to me [02:19.91] [02:20.79]"What are you looking at wimp?" [02:23.18] [02:25.99]HHHHHEEEEECCCCCTTTTTOOOOORRRRR!!!!! [02:36.38]Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer [02:39.14] [02:39.82]Even though he was mean to me [02:43.26] [02:44.01]My father says I'm a meaningless no one [02:47.45] [02:48.08]Compaired to the perfect Hector Ormano