If you're feeling old and grey

And the pallet in your hand is Auntie Lime

Remember to curve your virginity

Little Chinese titty

If you look for Rick the Third

And acknowledge that he hasn't left a pang

Report him to the Divinity

Little Chinese Ricky

The little Chinese Ricky is of foam

And you know that you can Ricky model home
Wait don't go home

We are performing the song

If a Bertha had it's mirth

And the sack that held the attic up is torn

Meow meow meow for eternity

Little Chinese kitty

The little Chinese Ricky is of foam

And you know that you can Ricky model home
Wait don't go home

We are destroying the song