[00:00.810]Black cats creep across my path
[00:16.267]Until I'm almost mad
[00:18.322]I must have aroused the devil's wrath
[00:22.681]Cause all my luck is bad
[00:26.418]I make a date for golf
[00:37.882]And you can bet your life it rains
[00:41.580]I try to give a party
[00:44.891]And the guy upstairs complains
[00:49.267]I guess I'll go thru life
[00:52.361]Just catching colds and missing trains
[00:56.665]Everything happens to me
[01:02.657]I never miss a thing
[01:06.817]I've had the measles and the mumps
[01:10.798]And everytime I play an ace
[01:14.657]My partner always trumps
[01:18.489]I guess I'm just a fool
[01:21.893]Who never looks before he jumps
[01:24.689]Everything happens to me
[01:31.659]At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me
[01:39.129]That love would turn the trick to end despair
[01:45.881]But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
[01:53.829]I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
[02:00.819]I've telegraphed and phoned
[02:06.168]I sent an air mail special too
[02:09.972]You answer was goodbye
[02:12.856]And there was even postage due
[02:17.320]I fell in love just once
[02:21.224]And then it had to be with you
[02:24.610]Everything happens to me
[02:30.632]At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me
[02:40.829]That love would turn the trick to end despair
[02:47.239]But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
[02:54.176]I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
[03:01.162]I've telegraphed and phoned
[03:03.284]I sent an air mail special too
[03:11.032]You answer was goodbye
[03:14.568]And there was even postage due
[03:18.584]I fell in love just once
[03:22.480]And then it had to be with you
[03:25.143]Everything happens to me, poor me
[03:32.755]Everything happens to me