Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
Started up a fight
But, now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck
I love your stories
I like your gun
Shooting out car tires
Sounds like loads, and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball, like a baby
In Eraserhead
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck