[00:00.00] 作曲 : R. Cordell [00:01.00] 作词 : Al Yankovic [00:22.000]Isn't it strange...? [00:25.500]Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror [00:29.000]What would people say... [00:32.500]if only they knew that I was [00:35.500]Part of some geneticist's plan [00:39.000]Born to be a carbon copy man [00:42.500]There in a petri dish late one night [00:45.500]They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say... [00:50.000]I think I'm a clone now [00:52.500]There's always two of me just a-hangin' around [00:57.000]I think I'm a clone now [01:00.000]'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down [01:08.000]Look at the way... [01:11.500]we go out walking close together [01:15.000]I guess you could say... [01:18.500]I'm really beside myself [01:21.000]I still remember how it began [01:25.000]They produced a carbon copy man [01:28.000]Born in a science lab late one night [01:31.000]Without a mother or a father [01:33.000]Just a test tube and a womb with a view... [01:36.000]I think I'm a clone now [01:39.000]There's always two of me just a-hangin' around [01:43.000]I think I'm a clone now [01:45.500]'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down [01:50.000]I think I'm a clone now [01:53.000]And I can stay at home while I'm out of town [01:57.000]I think I'm a clone now [02:00.000]'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down [02:17.500]Signing autographs for my fans [02:21.000]Come and meet the carbon copy man [02:24.500]Livin' in stereo, it's all right [02:26.500]Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza, so I say... [02:32.500]I think I'm a clone now [02:35.000]Another one of me's always hangin' around [02:39.500]I think I'm a clone now [02:42.000]'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down [02:46.000]I think I'm a clone now [02:49.000]I've been on Oprah Winfrey, I'm world renowned [02:53.500]I think I'm a clone now [02:56.500]And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down [03:00.500]I think I'm a clone now [03:03.500]Thats my genetic twin always hangin' around [03:07.000]I think I'm a clone now [03:10.000]'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down