[00:00.00] 作词 : Al Yankovic
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Al Yankovic
[00:09.66]Found a job in a great big office
[00:13.77]And I really love this place
[00:16.92]I got my, my very own
[00:17.91]Scotch tape dispenser
[00:20.79]And I got a private parking space, ha
[00:24.96]And I got a coffee mug with my, with my name right on it
[00:28.95]In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine
[00:32.64]Don't even touch it 'cause it doesn't belong to you
[00:36.60]I'm watching you, so don't get funny
[00:39.84]I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder
[00:43.71]Watch out, it's dog eat dog
[00:48.18]Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright
[00:51.27]Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog
[00:53.97]Here we go
[01:02.58]I love to watch my boss get angry
[01:05.31]So I can count the veins in his neck, ha
[01:10.41]Every day is like a picnic
[01:14.19]Every Friday, get a check
[01:16.65]Well, do I smell jelly donuts?
[01:19.83]This is my lucky day
[01:21.54]I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener
[01:25.32]Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut
[01:29.10]They'll never miss it, no, they'll never miss it
[01:34.29]I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder
[01:36.78]Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog
[01:40.65]Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright
[01:44.40]Watch out, hey, well, it's dog eat dog
[01:47.97]Sometimes
[01:48.66]I can't believe this is all really happening
[01:51.84]Sometimes
[01:52.38]I can't believe that
[01:53.85]I'm really sitting here
[01:55.62]Sometimes
[01:56.22]I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler"
[01:59.43]Sometimes
[02:00.06]I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful chair"
[02:10.77]Nobody's sure what
[02:14.43]I do hereAnd that's just fine with me
[02:18.60]Five o'clock is here much too soon now'
[02:21.39]Cause I just never wanna leave
[02:26.25]I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals
[02:30.15]Maybe I could get on, on
[02:31.95]David Letterman
[02:35.28]I think I made a big mistake
[02:37.53]Where's my liquid paper?
[02:39.03]Where's my liquid paper?
[02:42.54]I'm climbing up, way up the corporate ladder now
[02:43.77]Watch out, it's dog eat dog
[02:48.93]Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright
[02:52.65]Better be careful now, it's dog eat dog
[02:56.46]Watch me work, hey, hey, stand back now
[03:00.39]Look out, mama, it's dog eat dog
[03:04.08]Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good
[03:08.70]Hey, dog eat dog
[03:10.53]Here we go, dog eat dog
[03:13.86]Say, dog eat dog
[03:19.29]Hey, hey, dog eat dog
[03:22.20]Say, dog eat dog
[03:26.31]Here we go, dog eat dog
[03:32.97]Dog eat dog
[03:36.75]Dog eat dog
[03:40.65]Dog eat dog
[03:41.01]Dog eat dog