[00:00.00] 作词 : Al Yankovic
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Sting
[00:14.46]  There's a sale on our gabardine suits today.
[00:21.90] They're all thirty percent off from yesterday.
[00:29.40] There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and *****.
[00:36.99] Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need.
[00:44.28] We've got every color, we've got ev'ry shade.
[00:48.15] We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade.
[00:51.90] We got every fabric that was ever made,
[00:55.56] But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede.
[01:02.01] We got portly and regular and extra-long.
[01:04.80] (Is my size up there?)
[01:09.60] We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong.
[01:13.83] (Is my size up there?)
[01:17.13] We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick.
[01:21.33] (Is my size up there?)
[01:24.54] With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick.
[01:28.02] (Is my size up there?)
[01:32.94] Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid.
[01:35.73] You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made,
[01:39.60] And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade,
[01:43.14] 'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede.
[01:49.74] If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom,
[01:53.19] (Is my size up there?)
[01:57.24] We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan.
[02:00.93] (Is my size up there?)
[02:04.71] We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too.
[02:08.82] (Is my size up there?)
[02:12.27] And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you.
[02:15.03] (Is my size up there?)
[02:19.50] Well, I never made it past the second grade.
[02:23.37] It took all of my life for me to learn this trade.
[02:27.06] But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made,
[02:30.09] 'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede.
[02:35.22] There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits.
[02:38.88] Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots.
[02:42.69] You can try on our suede underwear if you choose.
[02:46.38] Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
[02:49.29] King of Suede.
[03:04.35] Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale.
[03:07.56] (Is my size up there?)
[03:11.88] Look for our color catalog in next week's mail.
[03:16.23] (Is my size up there?)
[03:19.29] There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today.
[03:26.79] It's the same old sale as yesterday.
[03:34.38] Thirty years in the same location I have stayed,
[03:37.80] There I am, right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade.
[03:41.73] I got tough competition but I'm not afraid,
[03:44.76] 'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede.
[03:48.48] King of Suede.
[03:52.68] King of Suede.
[03:56.40] King of Suede.
[04:00.09] I'll always be King of Suede.
[04:02.85] I'll always be King of Suede