[00:04.020]I should - I should be the one to marry prince charming
[00:07.900]Now if this won't effect you then know we're the same
[00:11.520]But listen up - I made a song in which I'll try to explain (check it out)
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[00:15.420]Every little girl has the same exact dream
[00:19.330]A pretty white dress and a (gasp) diamond ring
[00:23.490]To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell
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[00:27.070]To be the princess in his fairy tale
[00:31.250]Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale?
[00:35.000]This might make you laugh but its not a spoof
[00:37.110]Everything I raps 100% truth
[00:39.060]When a royal wedding happens... here's your proof
[00:40.860]Twinky sales go through the rough
[00:42.750]And the sorority girls all get excited
[00:44.620]But so much jealously... its hard to hide it
[00:46.750]All over the news and hurts to look
[00:48.510]So one by one they tweet & face book
[00:50.970]Saying (uhh) such an issue
[00:52.690]I know girlfriend - pass me the tissues
[00:54.290]The boys I know all lack in sense
[00:56.300]And there she goes just... found a prince!
[00:58.120]"real life princess" must be nice
[01:00.360]That should be me... it's just not right
[01:01.990]It looks so sweet but it feels like a knife
[01:03.850]Well she's gonna have a perfect life
[01:05.890]Every little girl has the same exact dream
[01:09.220]A pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring
[01:13.030]To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell
[01:17.000]
[01:17.100]To be the princess in his fairy tale
[01:20.670]Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale?
[01:24.970]Now the hardest part is the honey moon
[01:26.910]More pictures then they can consume
[01:28.940]So the first 3 days they just stay in their rooms
[01:31.030]Back and forth - vent and fume and
[01:33.030]I don't really care... cause it's not my life
[01:34.740]But I mean... they ARE missing paradise
[01:36.670]So if you're a guy.... take my advise
[01:38.310]The best thing to do is just keep quiet
[01:40.360]Don't even try it... crackin' joke
[01:41.800]Girls world wide just trying to cope
[01:44.160]See they had this dream... and they just lost hope
[01:46.210]Save yourselves... let 'em mope
[01:48.080]Cause things might seem cool... but there's major problems
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[01:51.000]Girly stuff.... trust we can't solve 'em
[01:52.160]Soon as they showed her in that tiara
[01:53.980]KNOW they ALL hit rock bottom
[01:56.440]Before I watch anymore... I'm going to need my diet coke and a tube of cookie dough!
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[02:01.020]Every little girl has the same exact dream
[02:07.190]A pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring
[02:10.900]To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell
[02:14.680]
[02:14.780]To be the princess in his fairy tale
[02:18.300]Every little girl has the same exact dream
[02:22.250]A pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring
[02:26.210]To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell
[02:30.160]
[02:30.260]To be the princess in his fairy tale
[02:33.960]Not to worry ladies... I'm available ;)
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