Well I'm thinking of wet streets And pubs that glow gold But a gun with a night sight Is all that I hold Don't you take any bets On me getting old And I'm dreaming of Swansea tonight Yes and I'm dreaming of Swansea tonight In Whitehall there's an MOD Man altering facts Whilst we crouch and study The events of anthrax Don't forget the Sierra Is due it's road tax And I'm dreaming of Swansea tonight Yes and I'm dreaming of Swansea tonight Yes and I'm dreaming of Swansea Does the cistern still leak And we've slept in these same Bloody suits for a week We're fluent and tutored In military speak But it seems like the sky's Been on fire a week And I want to cry out In Swansea tonight And the tabloid boys' own war Of three Shredded Wheat Doesn't write of our scared lads When describing our feats And I'd love to be with you Just ironing the sheets And hold you in Swansea tonight Dreaming of Glasgow tonight Dreaming of Streatham tonight I'll be dreaming of Swansea tonight