[00:00.50]I am a mermaid
[00:02.74]With golden hair
[00:07.20]I've never seen one like you
[00:12.60]Not all us mermaids
[00:14.79]Have silver tails
[00:17.30]I have no tail at all
[00:20.60]Well, I've never
[00:22.23]Seen any mermaids
[00:24.38]With knobbly knees
[00:27.12]I'd say this tale
[00:28.96]Was a touch too tall
[00:32.50]Maybe a touch too tall
[00:36.77]Sailors would smash on
[00:38.85]My jagged rock
[00:41.45]Lured by my siren's song
[00:45.37]It isn't the
[00:46.64]Song of the siren
[00:48.67]That tortures men
[00:51.64]That's where your theory
[00:53.85]Goes sadly wrong
[00:56.70]That's where it all goes wrong
[01:01.84]I thought you'd know better
[01:05.31]You know nothing
[01:07.26]About mermaids
[01:09.32]You know nothing
[01:11.33]About sailors
[01:13.87]I do
[01:15.45]Much more than you
[01:19.59]If you were a sailor
[01:21.73]And heard my song
[01:24.47]Would you be lured by me
[01:28.14]I wouldn't be
[01:29.44]Foolish enough to
[01:31.50]Go near your rock
[01:34.61]I'd steer my galleon out to sea
[01:40.19]Lonely and lost at sea
[01:55.93]Has somebody
[01:57.41]Stolen my copy of brave new world
[02:02.55]Why can that woman
[02:04.59]Leave things all gone
[02:07.19]My patience is wearing thin
[02:12.33]Sorry for parting