[00:20.104]I’ve got a good track record
[00:22.032]For taking the hurdles blind
[00:24.344]Off at the crack of dawn with Virginia on my mind
[00:28.817]I’m the man they call upon to drum up a thousand pounds
[00:33.281]Lately Ginny can’t raise me ready
[00:35.161]For the country roads inside her dressing gown
[00:43.943]Any day now the adulterer will arrive in my suburb
[00:48.238]Knock at the door with a pretext to enter my Habitat house
[00:52.476]There are black cats in the sheets, I’ve been anticipating trouble
[00:57.010]Next thing you know he’ll be sweeping the ash from the sack
[01:01.369]Next thing you know he’ll be giving her
[01:04.148]A piece of his mind on her back
[01:06.886]Sweeping the ash from the sack
[01:09.951]Isn’t it good to know
[01:11.966]You’ve got third party, fire and theft?
[01:19.131]We used to be a well-matched wrestle
[01:20.754]Used to set the bed on fire
[01:22.990]But I got high cholesterol and Virginia low tar
[01:27.000]In the mirror I’m managing director
[01:29.434]The bedroom’s plant and staff
[01:31.731]The only thing in line for promotion though
[01:33.612]Is Virginia’s derisory laugh
[01:42.726]Any day now the adulterer will arrive in my suburb
[01:47.065]Knock at the door with a pretext to enter my Charles Church house
[01:51.370]There are Number 10s in the sheets, I’ve been anticipating trouble
[01:55.664]Next thing you know he’ll be sweeping the ash from my sack
[02:00.055]Next thing you know he’ll be giving her
[02:02.206]A piece of his mind on her back
[02:05.508]Sweeping the ash from the sack
[02:08.765]Isn’t it good to know
[02:10.693]You’ve got third party, fire and theft?
[02:21.753]Last call for the cock of the walk
[02:23.907]He’s first in line for the fist
[02:26.177]But cuff-links don’t suit fisticuffs and I can’t afford to sprain my wrist
[02:30.211]So limp and pale from the wear and tear
[02:32.713]Of high-powered, hard-nosed lives
[02:34.806]Me and my ilk write him fat blank cheques
[02:36.989]On our naked, waiting wives
[02:39.195]Any day now the adulterer will arrive in our suburbs
[02:43.520]Knock at the door with a Durex to enter my Laura Ashley wives
[02:47.881]The Marlboro Man’s intervening in the sheets, anticipating trouble
[02:52.394]Next thing you know he’ll be sweeping the ash from the sack
[02:56.872]Next thing you know he’ll be giving us
[02:58.670]A piece of his mind on our backs
[03:02.219]Sweeping the ash from the sack
[03:05.379]Isn’t it good to know
[03:07.465]You’ve got third party, fire…
[03:18.552]… And theft
[03:36.296]Next thing you know he’ll be sweeping the ash from our sack
[03:40.264]Next thing you know he’ll be giving us
[03:42.512]A piece of his mind on our backs
[03:45.697]Sweeping the ash from the sack
[03:49.033]Isn’t it good to know?